thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

DON’T JUST STOP TEXTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RIP YOUR THROAT OUT

firebenwinston:

wmyb is a fucking classic get the fuck out

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

thevoluntaryistpunk:

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.


gtfobands:

Close As Strangers // 5 Seconds of Summer // x or x

full album here



gtfobands:

Independence Day // 5 Seconds of Summer // x

full album here



gtfobands:

Out of My Limit // 5 Seconds of Summer // x

full album here