I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
DON’T JUST STOP TEXTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RIP YOUR THROAT OUT
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
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